Yeah, Clint coincides, because really, half the fun is getting to tell shit you've already done and see who else have done the same. Welp, I'm back from the second week of the holiday-thingy. We have, Clint says. I noticed how 'romantic' and 'sexual' are clearly being two separate words here, Tony says, sounding delighted. Tony laughs more, and so does Thor, and then Natasha pushes at his back and says bed, now, and Clint stumbles off. Sent on a mission by Ronin with her sister, and her life changes from there. Wait.. What Clint doesn't expect is for Thor and Bruce to drink; the first with his usual vigor, the latter with his eyes on the floor and color high in his cheeks. We dated." There's nothing bad or wrong about it, Steve, Bruce says, ever the reasonable parent of them (when he's not giant and green, that is). "Never ever have I worn a chicken on my head," Aunt Nat says and I take a drink and yet again I'm the only one. It's blueberry, his favorite. Thirteen-year-old Natalie Pierce--aka Agent Sola--is no stranger to tough times. You have my permission to 'cuddle' me whenever you so please, Captain.. Because because the strings! And nobody wants that shit. Self explanatory but he is a Stark in all of them wether biological or adopted thought most of the time it will be adopted. She joined HYDRA's ranks at the age of thirteen and has steadily been risin Lucienne "Lucy" Ridley has lived for almost 1000 years, predating the first Avenger himself. Only a few drops of mead spill on the carpet, and Tony giggles like a mad scientist. Im not judging your choice in venue.. It tickles. Which is, of course, why Tony has waited to tell Clint and Natasha until it's too late to stop it. Clint curses softly once he's gone and picks his bow back up. But there are two spys with them so they were caught. My homework was in the building " Matt explained. Never have I ever been in more than a hundred countries. He takes a sip of Bailey's, and Clint, Natasha and Tony follow his lead. When Clint wakes the next morning, cotton-mouthed and heavy with a pounding hangover-headache, there's a dick poking into his ass. Clint isn't exactly the once-a-year kind of guy himself, but he's pretty sure that Tony's number counts double of his own. She took a shot. Never have I ever battled motherfucking aliens.. The elevator dinged. Tony chokes on his milkshake and splutters it out; over himself, his clothes, the table. Really, Barton? Natasha mutters and drinks with him. What starts out a little desperate turns languid, relaxed, comfortable. Wanda said. Then Peter took a shot. I say putting my hands in the air defensive. Looks like I was right, he says out loud, and Tony sighs. Please consider turning it on! Tony remembered Peter telling him about the new kid at his school and how he had gushed about how cool the guy was, almost certain he had gotten the name right. Pietro and I needed food before we joined Hydra. He likes tzatziki. "That's for me to know and you to want to know," Ava says and I roll my eyes. left kudos on this work. Cindy, Betty, and Flash put down a finger. Please tell me you're awake, Barton. The adults just sputter and stare at us dumbfounded. Thor glances down at his jug of mead with a bemused expression. Clint's half tempted to preposition Thor in some fucked up kind of revenge, but he realizes that if he does that, 1) his life will be a Lifetime movie, 2) he'll probably lose another friend, and 3) this time, Nat will definitely kick his ass. Howard Gross takes his son to New York City when he is a child. Tony snorts. Seriously? 'I want to be referee!' I have not encountered it before., Well, that's my new nickname for you, Tony says with a wide grin. Yeah, sure. Your turn, L'oreal, Tony says and claps Thor on the back. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction A/N: Ok, so this prompt made me incredibly giddy, and it's one I thought of myself :3 this is going to be three parts, and it's going to be absolute teasing filth. Also any that come to my fruity brain in between my slow story updates. Tony laughs, throaty and quiet. My turn. Nn. He even puts a hand on Steve's shoulder and squeezes. maybe Clint needs to stop thinking about his team-mates and sex so much. Tony knocks back his bottle and glares at his science-brother. It's been great, guys.. After another moment of the Captain being stiff and awkward, Steve's posture relaxes and his arms come up around Clint's waist. I should never have agreed to play never have I even, especially with my 'family'. Which is, Clint muses, exactly what he is. My boyfriend, because I know you won't leave me alone until I tell you, is Wade Wilson-", "The merc with a mouth?" Never have I ever Wanda smiled evilly as she side-eyed Tony, done a line of cocaine off a woman I didnt knows ass.. Never have I ever had sex with anyone else on this team.. Yes, Barton, I know you love me. But her voice is warm. Yes, Tony, Bruce says in his indulgent and slightly patronising tone, and Clint has another giggle-fit into Nat's shoulder. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A MURDER VICTIM TURNS UP ON YOUR DOOR? Dad questions and the juniorteam laugh. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. His eyes are fond. Betty and Ned were sitting close, hands almost touching on the floor, their bodies leaning a bit towards one another. Why MJ chose him to 'be in charge', he didn't know. Wha- Clint? Steve squeaks, like he thinks Clint will assault him or something. Tony actually fucking whoops, a fist in the air and everything. One moment. I did? I'm so awesome it hurts sometimes.. Natasha plays with the label on her bottle. Then: Wait so what about when you're not drunk anymore?. Please consider turning it on! tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". To no one's shock, Tony, Natasha and Bruce downed a shot each, and they moved onto the next one. You're no fun, Cap. I don't think so.. That I made with my own two hands?!. Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. I'm in a tzatziki mood. All of this comes out on one, long breath, and halfway through, Tony pulls out one of his tablets and starts plotting in a search for nearby Greek restaurants. Lifted Mjlnir" Wanda said. I really don't wanna assault you in your sleep. Clint wakes long before Tony, and has time to take a shower and eat breakfast before Tony staggers into his relatively modest living room. They were all gathered in the communal room to relax. Oh, come on, Clint sighs and sips his coffee. It's your choice., Yeah, but Tony makes an annoyed sound and rolls over so he's facing Clint. It was Peter's 21st birthday. You foreseeing a lot of fighting in the future, then? Clint says and raises an eyebrow at him. But this year they decided on vodka never have I ever. After the serum. Now it's my turn.". I think I'll join you, doctor, Steve says, before stuttering out not I mean, not in that-, Capsicle, pumpkin, you're good, Tony drawls. The spider kid was sat crossed-legged on the floor in front of the armchair Tony was sitting on. So he leans over and whispers, loud enough that he knows Tony will hear, He's really good at swallowing.. Never have I ever been stabbed in the back, Natasha says and takes a pull of her Stoli. Steve has a half-bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced with him, and puts it down carefully before settling. Tony is still up, working on his tablet in bed, sprawled with his feet poking out from beneath the silky covers. Steve looks a little scandalized again, and even Nat's arched an eyebrow, but Tony waves them off. He had never been in a relationship before, the homecoming date with Liz a complete disaster. He ignores the sulking genius and watches Lindsay decide on a red velvet. Awesome, I'll go tell Cap, Tony says and bounces out of there, excitement humming through his whole body. Tony makes a disgruntled noise against Clint's ribcage. No offense, Widow, but you scare the shit out of me.. I'm no longer writing these, I do not take requests, and it's rare I even log into this account. Clint chuckled. 'Unreasonable asshole' is kind of my personality description. He frowns. His arm comes down to trail across his chest instead. Please don't ask Pepper., Clint doesn't bite down on his laugh this time. #captainamerica Seriously. Tony said. Evelyn Warner was a nurse during World War 2 working side-by-side with Captain America and Peggy Carter. You turned to the all too familiar voice, breath hitching in your throat as you met the eyes of a certain brown haired person that played one of your favorite su Decided that I would publish a book of one shots and headcanons that people request! Peter stood up. The Avengers get together to play "never have I ever" and some people seem to be determined to shock everyone, and some just want to pick on Tony for his partying past. It's all right, Tony says and pats his forearm. 52: Jessica Jones [03] . You're not even old enough," Dad questions and Ava smiles and just shrugs. Weak sauce, Sam jeered playfully. "Who are you and how did you get past FRIDAY?" What? She huffs a laugh and drinks again. Ok, so, never have I everperformed a strip tease, Steve said, moving the game forward. Stupid Sally. Steve looks a little uncomfortable at the thought of semi-lying which is really too cute but he settles and unscrews the cap on his bottle. He knew Sally was lesbian or bi, but with MJ he didn't know. Now, Peter knew that to his teammates he looked like an average nerd, who was a virgin. set in senior year, following canon season 3 (and assuming that ben and devi get together after it.). She grins back, not entirely unprotected, but close. Bruce looks contemplative. Tell me; when exactly did I become the reasonable grown-up of the two of us? He lets it go. Never have I ever had sex with a dude. Tony sits outside Clint's door with bleary eyes and soot all over his shirt. Also, English isn't my native language, so if there are any grammar or spelling mistakes, please comment! He sleeps around a lot. Cindy had already said something, and some people put down their thumb, but he hadn't heard her. That's just plain sad. Just like she knew they were still dating. The thing is, Tony says when Clint walks out of his apartment the same night. Yeah, well, I didn't listen back then either, did I? Clint points out. Okay? Like any of them would. When Natasha helps him upright, he can see her swaying, and grins. Go team go. So after a mission, I y'know.. Sensitive information and details from missions. He stumbles forward and into Clint, scrabbling to get the phone back. Ninja strings.. He's not good with relationships. So, Captain America's gay, Tony says into his VSOP. I just had a shit handler once; treated me like the dirt under his shoe. Main Characters as of right now are Kate and Clint. Before they started, they all agreed to not let the game get sexual as there was a child present. Huh. Mmm. Scott questions and I smirk. He's not sure if it's a warning sign or a sign of affection, but he flops onto his stomach anyway so he faces the circle. Sex isn't very important to me. And out of those two, only one can be remedied, I'm afraid. Tony sighs dramatically before he straddles Clint and brushes their lips together. 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Could he do something about the fact that he had a bunk bed? Thor chuckles and the two of them fist-bump. You know what really sucked though? Doesn't erase the question. Back the fuck up." We all sit down in the living room and wait for Danny to take charge even if I was the leader of the junior team and Uncle Steve was the leader of the seniorteam. "Everyone has a hand, so five fingers, and after those, you have to take a shot for every time you have ever done the mentioned thing. shaka wear graphic tees is candy digital publicly traded ellen lawson wife of ted lawson avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony. Ned ", "Sure," Thor sat up a little straighter, pondering what on earth he could say "Never have I ever been arrested more than once. Fart, he gasps out as Clint half-drags him through the living room area and into the bedroom. and "Oh! Everyone grabs a drink and the junior team in scolded because we are trying to get the alcoholicdrinks, not like it could affect me anyways. Clint and Tony (and the team) get drunk, fall into bed together, fall out of it, and fall back in again. guess whos sleeping on the stairs again ???? Tony smirked, leaning forward in his seat and looking down at a blushing Peter. He glances over at Tony, who's cheering and talking about the Chitauri invasion with Thor, and notices that the billionaire keeps glancing over at the two quietest men in the room to make sure they're having a good time. Lindsay's bitching at her sister already and they're only in the preliminary round; she's going down. After missions, when they need to get rid of some excess adrenaline and energy. Lindsay doesn't win. The fuck, Clint? Fuck, Tony says and stares at the wall. Thor Odinson A small part of his mind had noticed how neither Sally nor MJ had put down their fingers. Moving on from THAT awkwardness; never have I ever had sex with a woman who was on her period," said Rhodey. "Way way way wait. But I was locked in a room so I couldn't get out. He flings an arm dramatically over his face too, in case Clint somehow hasn't realized that Tony doesn't want to talk about this. Are we dating? It's cheesy as hell, but it's been over two weeks since they last had sex without some kind of other mushy activity attached to it, and as much as they agreed about the no-strings arrangement, Clint can't help but realize that he's got quite a few strings attached to this crazy bastard by now. #steverogers All of the Avengers and Wade took a shot or for Wade, a sip of a juice box. The building only fell on the bottom half of me so I just continued to eat my bagel while the ambulance tried to get me from under the building. When it was Ned's turn, a few people only had one finger left, including Peter. He makes sure that his lips are wrapped around the spout, and he knows Tony's watching. Wait, Clint says. Tony placed his drink on the side, Natasha automatically leaning over to fill it. It's going to be a hell of a ride. avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony (No Ratings Yet) . You could have just asked. And then he pointedly raises his second rum bottle and drinks. Ok, never have I ever cried to get out of trouble, Bucky declared. I hope you're kidding. Field Trip to the Compound (Part Two) (Completed), Not an update but a question for my curiosity, The sun will shine on us again (Part One), Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones but Words Will Always Shatter Me. Weakling, she mutters in Russian and Clint grimaces. Pepper Pots Yeah, Im with Vision. After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. You didn't tell me this!" Tony's face is still flushed, his chest pink with exertion against the Tesseract-blue of his arc reactor. So why did the recent interactions between her boyfriend and her friend suddenly make her feel like she was starting all over again? Tony blinks, surprised, and his hands still in Clint's cropped hair. Say Yes to the Dress is on in the background and he follows it with one eye. Avengers: Age of Ultron: completed One shot with our favorite trickster will usually revolve around an OC. In the end, he poured out a shot of apple juice and handed it to the pouting teenager. "Everyone grab a drink and sit down, it's time for never have I ever!" When they do, Clint's up and ready, twisting their arm behind their back and hooking his other arm around their neck. He's certainly grown on everyone else who lives in this tower even Steve's stopped looking at Tony like a secondary version of his dad, and started smiling at the guy more. The Avengers have been keeping tabs on a mysterious kid who the believe to be a terrorist. Stopping now., Clint doesn't know if Tony means that he'll stop talking or stop running, but the guy trails off, so Clint gets a part-answer. It's fucking beautiful. Tony winces. Man, Clint loves it when the Captain goes all 'shouldn't approve of this but I do' on them. Tony could of sworn he had seen Bruce mouth 'Sugar Daddy', but that couldn't be right. What if shes an Avenger? It was great to see you again Nat! Oh my god I cant believe I didnt think of that, Tony looked amazed at the gap in his thinking. "Never have I ever met Tony Stark." #spiderson I smell a demi, Brucie. Never have I ever taken it up the ass. And he grins, all teeth and glee, as the rest of the team groan in exasperation. "Why would you ever put a planting pot on your head?" Bucky had no idea that he was a werewolf until he escaped hydra with the help of Sam and the avengers, he thought he was alone with being what he was since no one on the team knew what he was until he turned one night and ran to the woods, accept what will happen when someone new to the team is like Includes: And Capsicle has a built-in hard-on for anything that might be considered team-building.. Bucky wolf whistled. Also this is kind of a rewrite of episode 3x04 but there is no Navarathri celebration and Kamala moved out long ago. and other people I can't remember right now. But I'm still sleepy. He shifts closer, presses more firmly against Clint's back. "Parker?" Okay, so this is just a book of MCU (mostly Peter Parker centric) one shots with tropes you've read a thousand times. Thats messed up man. Sam shook his head. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". None taken, she says, and Clint can practically feel her preening. Really no time in actual canon, but events through Ragnarok will be mentioned. And the minute flinch and tightening of Steve's frame answers the question well enough, doesn't it? 25 Feb/23. Thor, Steve and Bruce are already in, Tony adds in a sing-song voice. But pain leads to power, or so people say, and Agent Sola certainly is powerful. Natasha had her own seat, Clint sitting on the back while cleaning a few of his arrows from his quiver, and was sat sideways across it with her legs hanging over the armrest. You expect me to do all the work?. based on the song cardigan by taylor swift.devi tells her daughter the story of the night she met the love of her life. Yep, you got that right, Tony says and looks down at him. The title says it all, just a few random field trip one-shots made by yours truly. We're best buds. He knows Natasha's bristling at 'buds', but he's just tipsy enough to get away with it for now. Edward had many regrets in life, ones that he probably would never get to remediate forbecause death made a sudden but wild appearance in his life, or so he thought, at least. Work Search: Natasha hums in agreement, and Thor looks delighted. No. Sometimes randomly, even. That's pretty much it. He thinks for a moment. Its called being undercover. avengers fanfiction peter intern meets team cap. Got a hangover, Clint says, but he pushes into it when the hand moves to trail up and down his thigh, slowly, languidly. It's after one of Clint's undercover missions, three days of playing nice and hiding in plain sight before he could get where he needed and take out the people he should. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. I like dames well enough, it's not that. Mwuh, Clint says and stretches his legs, but doesn't move. 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Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Disclaimer: the MCU and its characters are not mine. But fine, okay if your taking a drink could lead to the universe spontaneously imploding, don't do it. Instead he turns onto his side, a little closer to Clint but not really coming onto him not that Clint can notice, at least. So, even though he wanted to make some moves on her, he refrained from going near her and focused on his stuff. The tension settles in like it plans to stay, but of course, Tony won't stand for that. And Nat calls Clint the happy drunk, hah. Alright. The doctor folds his hands in his lap. Peter decides to host a reality show for the Avengers as Tony's Intern and it goes as well as you expect. Ever wondered what it would be like to date one of Earth's mightiest heros? Most were innocent, 'never have I ever slept in a bunk bed.' Never have I ever repurposed a common household item into a sex toy, then needed medical assistance because I had a foreign object stuck inside me, Tony cried. The game was being set up, and Peter could hear all the whispered ideas from his teammates. FRIDAY said. Natasha huffs a laugh and pulls back. "I'll explain later" Peter said. She hasn't bothered with a glass. They fell into bed and fell out of it again. I'm not great at relationships. Peter was happy when he learned that Jessica was discharged, and that she moved in with her new family. No? Danny, Luke, Ava, Nova, Aunt Nat, Mom, Dad, Uncle Clint, Uncle Thor, Uncle Sam, Uncle Rohdey, Uncle Bucky, Uncle Steve, Uncle Bruce, Uncle Loki, Wanda, Vision, Scott, T'challa, Shuri, and Aunt May. That in itself wouldn't be such a huge deal, because ideas are ideas and can be contained as long as they stay that way. Only alcoholics use glasses, Tony huffs and grabs a bag of M&M's. Supposedly Loki was visiting an old ally but Thor and Bruce had shared a look, knowing exactly who the god of mischief was talking about. Tony Stark personally needed a drink. He stumbles forwards and clutches Clint's door frame to keep upright. Thank you, she says and takes it, before turning her head towards Tony. Clint blinks at the guy, who looks completely serious and still sour. He hadn't expected Peter to take another drink, however, in fact no one had. Nope, not telling. OH COME ON! Tony cried in protest, once again the only one to drink. The Avengers Natasha sets down her mug and walks out of the room without a word. Aunt May yells but I can tell it's a joke along with everyone else. Mostly because Im messy and spill, Peter mused. I knew there's no way your spangly ass hadn't gotten some action. he said grinning. Yeah?. I don't have a lot of previous experience, Stark, but no. This one counts.". Although, a small and mean voice in his head points out, Tony's bedded half the team already, and neither Bruce nor Thor seem to have any trouble hanging out with him. It was obviously not a good idea to play 'never have I ever' with his slightly drunk AcaDec team, but Ned had insisted he should join, especially cause; you were recently stabbed, man, you can't even go out even if you wanted to!' Never have I ever ooh, wait, question.. JARVIS, the traitor, Tony mutters and stares at the floor. Flash question was exactly the kind he expected from him. One beat. Nazi, Steve says. Of course Spider-Man is a klutz, Sam rolled his eyes good-naturedly. February 27, 2023 equitable estoppel california No Comments . "We still playing or what? I'm awesome at hugging., Thor laughs, and drapes an arm around Steve's shoulders to give him a half-hug of his own. Clint notices Natasha eyeing Tony with a sort of what do you see in that way. Ben goes to a Clippers game with both Howard and Devi. Maybe he should've done this while clothed. And he can't help but be a little impressed, himself Thor he might understand, but the other two? They start to cuddle, an oddity Clint isn't even aware of until one movie night, when he wakes up long after the movie's done and the others have gone to bed. Right?. The top of the rod was bent so I had to wait for it to break before I got out. She said, smiling. Clint grins and kisses her cheek. This way, Clint can make sure that it's not hot enough to scald Tony's throat and tongue. "Tortured," Everyone but Shuri, Uncle Bruce, Aunt May, and Scott says at once. Then he revisits that thought and realizes what word he just used. Pepper would tell you to run in the other direction and the thing is, the thing is, Barton Clint that I don't want you to. He blinks owlishly at Clint and sways a little. Its a honest to goodness benvi modern shakespeare au without the random plotting cousin. Anyways I found out about that and followed Toomes to a abandoned warehouse were we fought for like 8 minutes, then he shot the support beams of the warehouse and the entire building came crashing down on me. Guy's gotta have a fucking death wish to sneak up on Clint while he's sleeping, the fuck. Ok, never have I ever made a list of all the people I slept with and been shocked by how high the number was, Sam grinned. Is it that Toby kid from your Biology class?" "Are we just going to skip over the fact Steve and Bucky have kissed a dude?" Ask Pepper. Tony, Peter, Natasha, Clint, and Bucky all drank. Steve's gone red again. Team red slowly took a sip of juice trying not to be notice. 332 guests I wouldn't I mean, I didn't think you would be the one to hug me, if anyone would do it.. Respect, they said in unison, toasting each other. Lucky for him, in the two minutes it took MJ to return with a bag of the metal things, there had only been a great deal of laughter he had to deal with. #hulk Do you mind if I you don't have to answer if this makes you uncomfortable. He waits until Steve's looking at him. Steve said. I live with my father in our bakery, my mother died when I was young, I've been plagued with horrific nightmares since I was little, and apart from my father, I've always been alone. Yes, Tony says with a put-upon sigh. That doesn't mean I don't judge you, she says easily and cracks her breakfast muffin in two to share with him. Peter put down his hand and gave his best friend a betrayed look. a short fic wherein our favorite sherman oaks students play never have i ever. These kids are amazing! He's half-sleeping on Clint now, half beside him, and Clint doesn't bother to push him off. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, "Never have I ever," Tony says with a wolfish grin, "battled motherfucking aliens.". My turn! Paxton Hall- Youshia wasn't used to being confused by girls. They're all pretty smashed at this point, save for Bruce (who's going easy on the good stuff) and Cap (whose ridiculous metabolism has already blown through all the alcohol he's consumed, rendering him annoyingly sober, in Clint's opinion), but Natasha doesn't lose all her composure and walls when she's drunk, unlike other people. "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." including: this one's for my catty's perpetual nhie rewatch girlies. Well, fuck, Tony says, and sounds a little strangled. Two sets of arrows find their way to the target's center without him really concentrating. Y' guys'r all awes'm, he says, happy. Heh. He hangs up Tony's discarded clothes while he's at it; he's a slob by nature, but Coulson's been a good influence. A lot. Course it is. The college drunk party's favourite, beside beer pong and Quarters. Clint has got to stop sleeping with the people he works with. You gonna run off every time someone asks if we're dating? He frowns at the ceiling. Ship? There they used the Reality Stone to change one little detail. Always the goddamn red velvet, Clint sighs to himself. They believe that they have to detain him, but once they meet him, things dont go so well.